A limerick series about chores

With broom, I do sweep, oh, the pain!
As I mutter and curse in disdain,
The mop and the bucket in tow,
I felt like a chore-driven foe.
And now it is starting to rain.

With broom in my grip, oh, what dread,
I’d rather be in my cozy bed.
I weep and I sweep,
As I tumble and creep,
These chores have me seeing red!

With rake and spade, I dig deep,
My resolve, despite thorns, not to weep
For chores, weigh me down like lead,
Fills my heart with nothing but dread.
When I would much rather be asleep.

With rake and spade, I persist,
In this never-ending chore list.
I toil and I sweat,
With each step, I fret,
Oh, how I wish these chores could desist!

Indoors and out, I do groan,
In a cleaning marathon of my own,
Tackling dust, dirt, and grime,
running out of precious time.
For these chores, I’m just not in the zone.

Mop and bucket, my constant companions,
I tackle messes in all their fashions.
With a sigh and a moan,
I clean and I groan,
Dreaming of more enjoyable passions.

With a sigh, oh, so deep and low,
I wished for a chore-escaping flow,
But I persevered through the mess,
every crevice and corner in distress.
The dust webs continue to grow.

I clean every nook and cranny,
Even outdoors, where the chores are uncanny.
Indoors and out I do roam,
Turning my house into a clean home,
it feels like a never-ending journey!

Alas through all the grumbling in my brain
I reclaim my home with some pain,
Though chores can be a tiresome fight,
A clean house sure does feel right!
And tomorrow I will do it again.

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About the Author: Sarah B. Royal

Sarah B. Royal’s writing defies convention. Her poetry and prose traverse the boundaries between structure and spontaneity, often weaving together philosophical inquiry, cultural reflection, and personal narrative. With a background in experimental literature, she is known for crafting works that challenge readers to engage intellectually and emotionally.

Her acclaimed palindrome performance play, 777 – A Story of Idol Worship and Murder, showcases her fascination with mirrored storytelling and thematic symmetry. In o x ∞ = ♥: The Poet and The Mathematician, Royal explores the intersection of poetic intuition and mathematical logic, revealing a unique voice that is both analytical and lyrical.

Royal’s collections—such as Lost in the Lost and Found, Haiku For You, Lantern and Tanka Too, and the WoPoLi Chapbook Series—highlight her commitment to neurodivergent expression and poetic experimentation. Whether through childhood verse or contemporary fusion poetry, her work invites readers into a world where language is both a tool and a playground.

Sarah B. Royal continues to expand the possibilities of poetic form, offering readers a deeply personal yet universally resonant experience. Her writing is a testament to the power of creative risk, intellectual depth, and emotional authenticity.

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