Two Bee or Knot To Bea
Siall eye Kompoze, ey Krasy Kompocishon too Kreatte,
Ey phunnee tail inn wordz cpelled to demonctratte?
Hough odde cpelling sceminglie ruleless kan micbehave,
And driev uc madde phrom deigh too deigh two dais?
Phthe cea sirkled phthe oughshan’s phoam,
Beneaphth phthe greigh skeyez, phar phrom hoem.
Ey ghastlee twilightte philled phthe are,
Az ey knightte’s stede pransed wiphthoutte ey kare.
Inn hiz heartte hee phelt phthe sertain phtheme
Ov oughlden timez, ey childlice dreem.
“Phlough oughnward, herough,” phthe piratte didde ceigh,
“Ne’er bee deeterred, lauf! payv phthe wey!”
Let’z lauf at languaje, itz stranjeness ghleam,
Ey misphitte phitte phor ey curreal skheem!

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