Gammaomnicrondelta Iotasigma Gammarhoepsilonalphatau (ΓΟΔ ΙΣ ΓΡΕΑΤ)
(Pronounced: “God is great,” obviously, but in the most unnecessarily complex way possible.)
Founded: Probably around 3 A.D. or 1987. The scrolls are unclear.
Motto: “We serve with intentional miscommunication and joyful bewilderment.”
Mission: To glorify God through joyful service, theological enthusiasm, and completely unnecessary overcomplication of basic Greek phonetics.
Core Values:
• Confusiosity – Embrace the mystery. And pronounce everything with confidence.
• Servibulation – Serve joyfully, even when your joints make sounds like bubble wrap.
• Scriptural Gymnastification – Interpret the Word with heart, hope, and maybe a thesaurus.
• Humilitation – Because humility is best learned through enthusiastic mistakes.
Membership Requirements:
• At least three malapropisms in casual conversation per week.
• A joyful spirit, slightly weathered knees, and a heart willing to serve past bedtime.
• Must be able to say “eschatological implications of soteriological reciprocity” with a straight face.
Gammaomnicrondelta Iotasigma Gammarhoepsilonalphatau (ΓΟΔ ΙΣ ΓΡΕΑΤ)
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About the Author: Sarah B. Royal
Sarah B. Royal’s writing defies convention. Her poetry and prose traverse the boundaries between structure and spontaneity, often weaving together philosophical inquiry, cultural reflection, and personal narrative. With a background in experimental literature, she is known for crafting works that challenge readers to engage intellectually and emotionally.
Her acclaimed palindrome performance play, 777 – A Story of Idol Worship and Murder, showcases her fascination with mirrored storytelling and thematic symmetry. In o x ∞ = ♥: The Poet and The Mathematician, Royal explores the intersection of poetic intuition and mathematical logic, revealing a unique voice that is both analytical and lyrical.
Royal’s collections—such as Lost in the Lost and Found, Haiku For You, Lantern and Tanka Too, and the WoPoLi Chapbook Series—highlight her commitment to neurodivergent expression and poetic experimentation. Whether through childhood verse or contemporary fusion poetry, her work invites readers into a world where language is both a tool and a playground.
Sarah B. Royal continues to expand the possibilities of poetic form, offering readers a deeply personal yet universally resonant experience. Her writing is a testament to the power of creative risk, intellectual depth, and emotional authenticity.
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